Kitty kisses!! I always get a stiff paw to the jaw when I go in to steal some…

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2013/06/11/190707171/go-easy-on-the-soy-sauce-bro-it-could-kill-you

Stop, stop he’s already dead

This is one of my favorite episodes ever, so many good lines!!

“We don’t want them here anyway” - some MAGA idiot, presumably

The hardest part about returns is driving to the local library to print out the return label for 25 cents.

Much less trouble than owning a printer!!

I would sell a kidney for a working Medieval Madness pinball game in my place.

Not my kidney, my brothers… A kidney is a kidney

But, but… We were made in God’s image, from 2 people, 6000 years ago…

Can I self medicate with alcohol and weed instead?

Why not both?

Dang! Looks like the person recording quickly decided they should stop hanging out on their balcony…

Who?

Hamburger Helper, cheeseburger macaroni. When hungover…

You really think you can explain how you left port without a full compliment of olives? I think not!

And where’s the donut dangling in front of the guy in the hamster wheel? Horrible representation…

I want to see the nest you’re obviously going to give birth in!!

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

However, the bill will face a certain death in the GOP-controlled state Senate, where the chair of the committee that will be assigned the legislation has already said he would not consider legalizing recreational marijuana under a state-store model.

Fuck

The ideal height is no more than 50 centimeters (about 20 inches) above the filter. The classic goosenecked tea kettle turns out to be ideal for achieving that optimal height.

Those blintzes were terrible!!