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FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics and c/keeptrack of absurdist government.
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FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldOPMto Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 7/4/2025English2·15 小时前
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldOPMto Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 7/4/2025English3·15 小时前I’m thinking kielbasa based on the color.
My dinner the other day as a color example:
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldOPMto Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 7/4/2025English4·17 小时前
If you want to run with the herd turn to page 6.
If you want to ride back to the village turn to page 21.
I’m assuming you bought this instead of cooked it because most of us don’t stock styrofoam containers.
Can you tell us where you got it?
Star Trek fans.
NCC-1701
Species 8472 is under represented.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•An entire paragraph of TRUTH2·3 天前Took me a moment to realize you weren’t talking about Arthur Miller. “Well duh. That doesn’t even sound like Death of a Salesman and he is dead. Oh. Wait. Stephan Miller, Nazi sympathizer.”
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldOPMto Heathcliff@lemmy.world•Heathcliff without Heathcliff 7/1/2025English7·3 天前On Facebook this edit got the like from the official Heathcliff account, aka Peter Gallagher.
FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldto United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•An entire paragraph of TRUTH6·3 天前Where he puts his name and title in there different ways in case someone was unclear who this insecure narcissist is? That signature block?
Diameter. Full width kielbasa.
These are not hot dogs. These are short kielbasas. An inch thick around each. It’s basically a pound of sausage for one person
It is squash but squish is more fun to say.