Bro, no joke. Sprinkle some citric acid on some wet grapes. SOUR CITY

I take acid and watch it

WELCOME BACK LISTENERS! This yo boy D-D-D-DJ JOHNNY DEADEYES! We’re about to hit you with that twin-spin sound sandwich. Here’s Private Eyes by Hall and Oates!

Jokes like this make me think that we as humans deserve things like the plague.

I like outside

I use Spotify. I have some Anker Soundcore iP30 ear buds that I got for $25 through Costco. They work well enough. I was thinking about getting an MP3/DAP and managing my own library though. Spotify’s recommendations totally suck, but it’s so easy to access. However, as of late, I feel that infinite options actually limits my listening, because instead of enjoying it, I’m always looking to what’s next because it may be better.

I feel like all of this federation is a double-edged sword. Constant evolution and development isn’t bad, but maintaining active users while constantly moving from one platform to another is probably going to be difficult too. I know I’m starting to get overwhelmed with it.

Sending unsalted saltines with American cheese slices.

I tried to order food at Taco Bell drive through the other day and they had an AI thing taking your order. I was so frustrated that I couldn’t order something that was on the menu I just drove to the window instead. The guy that worked there was more interested in lecturing me on how I need to order. I just said forget it and drove off.

If you want to use AI, I’m not going to use your services or products unless I’m forced to. Looking at you Xfinity.

Idaho doesn’t want kids being any smarter than the adults in change. Which is anything after 3rd grade.

Fuckin’ beer, dude. You kiddin’ me?

I wonder where we would be today if that teenager aimed 6 inches to the right

Dumpster chickens

Don’t have high expectations of the first session, they usually just ask a million questions due to legalities. The second session is when the fun starts.

That video first gave me the heebies and then shortly after gave me the jeebies.

Stop telling me what to do.

Trumpers are not always religious.

What’s difference between jelly and jam? I can’t jelly a gerbil up my ass.

If there’s a civil war, Michigan will quickly be appropriated to Canada.