Things are bad

But only some things

I had my physical and my doctor gave me a clean bill of health

A publisher wants to talk to me about my book

One of my favorite artists dropped a new single

You gotta find the light where you can

Oh no, is this why Tony Todd died?

To be fair, we USAans have the Department of Weights and Measures and we do have way too many ways to weigh and measure things

It was, i was at that vampire club

But only to get directions on how to get away from there

We need to start putting certain words up on a high shelf where people can’t use them anymore

I know it’s supposed to be Bueno bar and Pistachio but my brain is just like “Here’s the good pistachio and there’s just pistachio”

I wonder if that’s just what they tell kids if their parents die

Like how dogs get sent to a farm upstate

Wait

Is this saying Ash should’ve fucked his mom?

I wonder which side she thinks should have won the US Civil War?

Sure, we can call it STApp, the store for apps

Omelette du fromage

Hey, we already got that with Shadow Labyrinth

The Metroidvania take on Pac-Man

If I remember correctly, Odo just has a lot of constables and informants all over the station

When he petitioned Sisko to grant him full access to the ship’s computers and private accounts, he had to be reminded that the Federation does not allow for that sort of behavior and he got all pouty about it

That and it probably doesn’t help that he just turns into lamps and vases to spy on people

Right in the eye

He just like me fr fr

You’ll get there someday champ

For now, i’m going to the Chinese buffet for lunch so I can eat mapo tofu until I get asked to leave

You laugh, but we have invented a device that turns your eggs into tubes as revenge!

Cw: Eggs

I just ran for 4.20 miles (6.76km) for no raisins