Flower [she/her]
I just want to shitpost and be cute, please respect my agency.
Credit for my banner picture: https://twitter.com/SimzArts
Credit for my profile picture: https://hexbear.net/u/Flower (comissions are open)
Currently owner of the mantel “least funny poster” and proud.
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Yeah but there are co-workers at the office.



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anti_cishet_aktion@hexbear.net•*Permanently Deleted*English
16·2 years agoI hope nothing good happens to this person for the rest of her life. I truly hope its miserable to the very end.
The needless cruelty and power fantasy of some loser fucking bigot thinking she’s saved the world by taking medication away from others she’s disagrees with purely for clout and attention is too much.
One nasty fucking creature can cause this much damage?
It’s needless shit against trans people like this why I
protectwarp my mental health with irony. I either pretend I’m a character or spend most days crying. Gotta pick one.
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the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net•Ah yes, Lenin and the USSR, famous for uhhh... *checks notes*... their opposition to women's rightsEnglish
3·2 years agoYou best not be a terf otherwise ill get my bf to beat you up fr fr
Flower [she/her]@hexbear.nettoThe best of Hexbear!@hexbear.net•The sharp rise in Violent/Aggressive Discourse in the Extreme Left is an artifact of the inclusion of Hexbear.net.English
15·2 years agoShoot blood from their eyes
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the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net•"An EV is the ultimate mobile office." For bazingas that don't want to work from home and aren't *quite* old enough to do reactionary rant videos in their car instead.English
12·2 years agoHe hasn’t got a shelf for his 40k space marine chapter I’ve noticed, not even a real tesla fan smh
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Games@hexbear.net•Anyone ever think about how for like 12 years basically every Mario game used the Koopalings instead of doing anything even marginally creative or expanding the world at allEnglish
5·2 years agoAnother one for the Victims of Nintendo memorial

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Games@hexbear.net•Does he not know Armstrong is the bad guy?English
8·2 years agoI think you might be right but good luck telling
that
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Games@hexbear.net•Does he not know Armstrong is the bad guy?English
7·2 years agoExtra points if his daughter died in the opening
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Games@hexbear.net•Anyone ever think about how for like 12 years basically every Mario game used the Koopalings instead of doing anything even marginally creative or expanding the world at allEnglish
6·2 years agoTo me odyssey was a major evolution in control and movement and was a genuine pleasure to play.
I’m fine with familiarity in Nintendo games provided they play well because I’m used to them regurgitating everything with a twist every release as kinda their thing I guess.
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the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net•Ah yes, Lenin and the USSR, famous for uhhh... *checks notes*... their opposition to women's rightsEnglish
18·2 years agoIrish commies are so cool. English commies are all stupid fucking terfs and terminally online dickheads.
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Games@hexbear.net•Anyone ever think about how for like 12 years basically every Mario game used the Koopalings instead of doing anything even marginally creative or expanding the world at allEnglish
6·2 years agoYeah but now he throws his cap and possesses living things. The kooperling arc finally paid off.
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Games@hexbear.net•Does he not know Armstrong is the bad guy?English
10·2 years agoWhen will people stop talking about this culture war nonsense like “neo nazism” that we all know is nonsense politics and focus on the real political issues like pronouns in video games

German must be such a difficult language to directly translate.
I got “is my cringe incel attention seeking obvious or crypto?” when I translated that tweet.









The (pending) is a reference to her brain loading.