I freaking love witchy classical art.

Well deserved

Honestly, this explains a lot. I always had access to “healthy” snacks as a kid so there’d always be things like baby carrots and raw broccoli with buttermilk ranch dressing, and I learned to really like it. Fresh broccoli is delicious, and when you lightly cook it and add a splash of cheese…

Oh my god, ages ago I found this Anti-Meth PSA campaign on youtube from fucking Montana or something, and it was the same feeling as the first time I discovered the Final Destination franchise. Don’t even get me started on Canadian Safety PSAs. To this day I get chills anytime I see someone moving a large stockpot across a kitchen.

Lmfao

Oh shit, Lemmy got themselves a Bikini Bottom Twitter! Hell yeaaaah 🫧

“Emergency”

More like vetoing the actual emergency order.

A speedrun of Natural Selection, it would seem.

Can confirm. In the UK, and a few years back me and my grad school buddies had a habit of going to McD after the bars closed, and it was so chaotic with almost no staff, broken kiosks, and no feasible queue amidst the crowd of people (in the UK) that it felt more like being stuck waiting for an appointment at a government office. We literally had to be drunk out of our minds to even consider it.

Taco Bell was an even worse nightmare. I swear, even drunk that place feels like purgatory. Seen people literally lose their minds waiting lmfao

Thanks for the laugh

Perhaps add in visa rejections for unvaccinated Americans

Is this not already a thing? Honestly can’t remember.

Badge of honor.

I was just having this revelation in the comments of another article.

It’s forcing me to reexamine my religious beliefs. Because it really does begin to feel like biblically accurate demons after a certain point.

Seriously, it’s goddamn shameful, and painful to watch.

“Our attorneys will not stop fighting, day and night, to defend and advance President Trump’s agenda,” said attorney general, Pam Bondi

Tells you everything you need to know. And they finally free enough to just come out and say it.

I mean, once the republican party see that their president ordered the Supreme Court to put a stop on all payments and their children are starving… yeah there might be form of civil unrest soon.

But let’s see them try and blame the libs for this one. Especially after his attorney general vocally declared this part of “trump’s agenda”. I wonder if they’ll still kneel for their king after this…

No fucking way. Unreal.

We’re approaching Death Star leagues of fantasy evil at this point. I’m not even being hyperbolic anymore when I say this may be enough for me to reexamine my spiritual beliefs, because I’m left wondering if they might actually be possessed by demons.

“Our attorneys will not stop fighting, day and night, to defend and advance President Trump’s agenda,” said attorney general, Pam Bondi

I mean, if you’re just going to come right out and say it…

A regular Lincoln, eh? Man’s got potential to lead.

Creepy.