Royale Noir was the shit
John Bruzzolini
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10·1 个月前That, and his Holiday in Hawaii as we were choking on soot.
It’s much worse than that. the holiday in Hawaii was a lie. He was in NY for the opening of a new church.
Instead of giving a statement to the press saying “Sorry, I’m in New York for an event with my church. I’ll be on the first plane home” the Government pretended he hadn’t left the country and he made a stopover in Hawaii on the way home so photos could be “leaked” of him “being a dad and spending time with his kids during the school holidays”.
The Australian public were having none of it.
Very few people would have a problem if he went with the actual truth of “Sorry, I’m in New York for an event with my church. I’ll be on the first plane home” but hey, liars gotta lie!
1·1 个月前I mean it’s one car, Alec. What could it cost? Ten dollars?
Onya Scotty!
crises during his term, including the COVID pandemic and Black Summer bushfires.
My favourite moment during your heroic handling of the bushfires was when you tried to shake that firefighter’s hand and he said “No! I don’t want to shake your hand” so you lurked around behind him and said “HOwZ THe CUPPA!!!”
We should all leave our soiled pants out for Scotty tonight.
5·1 个月前That’s how it works at restaurants and cafés outside of the USA, or at least how it used to work.
Outside the USA, when the bill is paid with cash, the customer will keep any notes from the change given and the coins are left on the table, it’s not much, but a token show of appreciation.
Now that cash is rarely used, tips are pretty much never given unless it’s something unusual, like a work function or something else where the staff have a little more to concentrate on than they normally would.
48·1 个月前I know I’m commenting from different country, but the following quote by a judge in Australia is always worth keeping in the back of your head if you manage to get let off a serious crime…
Having escaped the lion’s den, Mr Lehrmann made the mistake of coming back for his hat
That was a line said by a judge in Australia during his conclusion of a very high profile rape case.
The story,
Bruce Lehrmann faced charges of rape. This case was very big in Australia because the rape occurred in an office at Parliament House and the government covered it up because there was an election coming up.
The criminal trial was abandoned because the case was having a very detrimental effect on the victim’s mental health.
Later, Bruce Lehrmann sued a number of journalists for defamation… And lost… So now Bruce Lehrmann is forever branded a rapist. The judge delivered the above quote during his final decision.
More than just one of our recent fuckwit prime ministers
6·2 个月前You know the little shithead did that on purpose, don’t you?
Haha, yeah! It’s actually a little depressing to be reminded of his severe lack of leadership qualities.
Regardless of what I think of their policies, every other prime minister has had the leadership skills expected of the role they filled… Except Scotty who was nothing more than an incurious robot masquerading as a daggy dad.
Every former prime minister had a lot of great things to say about Antony Green except Morrison who used a lot of words to say absolutely nothing.
He said Antony was a professional 3 times. I knew a guy who was a church minister and he talked a lot, but never really said much because he said everything 3 times. I think they teach them that at church… Tell them what you will say, tell it to them and then tell them what you just said.
There’s plenty of time for Rupert and the drop-kicks at the IPA to come up with a new strategy. Dunno if they will ever come up with anything as successful as they did in 2013, though
Oh wow! Tony Abbot on sky news showing us all that he belongs in the bin. Lol
I wonder how Gina is handling the news tonight
I think Trump was a contribution. The conservative opposition were leading the polls but lost their mojo in the last couple of months
Oh good! Antony had his computer working again
“I won’t mention pre-poll because people ARE drinking when I say ‘pre poll’”
Fucking LOL
A solid concession speech. Can’t imagine such a speech coming from any of the Liberal party’s leaders over the last decade.
Jeez, remember Malcolm Turnbull having a drunken tantrum on election night and threatening to send the AFP after the Labor party… That was his ACCEPTANCE speech.
Eat shit, Dutton. What a shit campaign those idiots ran
For most outdoors-people the terms camping and binge drinking are interchangeable so a couple of luxuries are needed for the next morning.
First up to take care of is the morning AGB (After Grog Bog) so a camping dunny and a toilet/shower tent is a must. Don’t fool yourself into thinking a shovel and hole in the ground is good enough, you are not a cat.
Second is some wet bum wipes for cleaning the dags off your turd cutter after dropping off your AGB.
Third is an Aeropress (and a set of scales!) for making yourself a good coffee. This easy to use hardware is well known and the internet is full of peoples favourite recipe for creating the perfect coffee: