Uncanny resemblance.
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Twice and like a little bitch because I risk nothing.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todaytoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Trolling people's AI note takersEnglish3·1 day agoTrue. Some folk don’t work. They send appointments.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todaytoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Trolling people's AI note takersEnglish17·1 day agoSomething like my dick is so hard right now that I can barely steer the car right?
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto World News@lemmy.world•India to procure two more S-400 from Russia, plans to upgrade Su-30 MKIEnglish41·2 days agoIf India Really Cared?
Where’s the Not Suitable For Waffles flair?
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto World News@lemmy.world•Trump says he's ending 'all discussions on trade with Canada' effective immediatelyEnglish12·2 days agoWith the Trailer Park Boys as the main characters. Bubbles as Han Solo.
It might be but sunburn is definitely carcinogenic.
It’s a dude with a horse’s asshole and tail.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•You can now get paid 5,000 yen for your poop in Japan, but only if your poop is good enoughEnglish1·4 days agoOnly if it’s good enough
There’s enough pubes gathered around shower drain to make two Turkish rugs.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•So I can smoke them if I put shoes on them?English5·7 days agoFucking party pooper
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto World News@lemmy.world•‘I Don’t Know Who I Buried’: Families Of Dead Russian Soldiers Not Allowed To Open CoffinsEnglish9·7 days agoSince the American full funeral family pack includes a $3000 “happy to be here” facial, the open casket is a must.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror PreventionEnglish24·7 days agoUnless that’s his entire CV because at 22 yo, because what could he have done to merit such a critical role in the government?
All work dignifies but not all work prepares you for nation impacting decisions.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Oranges? In this economy?English5·8 days agoBy most metrics, “regular use” is wishful thinking. As is becoming a male doctor after that bump in the head - CTE.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Global News@lemmy.zip•Pakistan to nominate Donald Trump for Nobel peace prizeEnglish3·8 days agoIIRC they nominated him for the Piece of Shit Prize.
Fucking Uncle Joey getting back to business.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto World News@lemmy.world•Japan to ban reselling of rice as cheap stockpiles hit shelvesEnglish4·10 days agoCan you cook it and sell it? Like parboiled?
The Irish wish they were McHung like that.
Fucking right on!