Look at little good eyed rascal. That’s a #1 in the making, no doubt.

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Alice in Chains waaaay back in the day. Layne looks so healthy. RiP Layne & Mike. What a band.

Yeah sure. It also says we are supposed to be stewards of the earth and take care of each other as if we are brothers and sisters. Yet they push legislation to destroy the earth under our “biblical” care and treat others like criminals and garbage. But please go on with your corperate bullshit. The Bible says not to take the lords name in vein. That doesn’t mean shouting “god fucking damnit” when you stubborn your pinky toe. I means using your diety as the reason for entirely unbiblical bullshit. So, basically, go fuck yourself dude.

Hey, thats me! 2 years already?!?! Freakin crazy

One of the kids in my grade just happened to be the son of my teacher at the time. He did not like me because the girl he liked was giving me attention. We’ll, one day he caught us holding hands (hard-core, I know) so he went to his mom, my teacher, and said I punched him in the face and had been bullying him. I never ever bullied anyone, especially him, and certainly never hit him or anything of the sort. Not once. But it was my word against his and obviously my teacher sided with her son. I had to stay after school everyday for something like 2 weeks. She never treated me the same again. I’m still salty about that. He totally got me. That ginger motherfucker. Jesse, if you’re out there somewhere, fuck you.

M’erican here. My workshop is 100% metric. I do far too much measuring, designing and planning to fuck around with inches, feet and football fields. Motherfuck the imperial system. America has been robbed of the superior until of measurement. Every last bit of my work is in millimeters and it will be that way until I die in a horrible firey accident in my shop because beer and dangerous power tools are just too much fun when taken together.

Circles are jerkles.

LET. YOUR. KID. KEEP. THE. DAMN. GIFT.

If you take it away, the damage you may cause to you and yours sons relationship will FAR exceed the value of a phone.

Also, and I’m not saying this as an insult, it sounds like this is less about a phone, and more about pride. You didn’t get your kid an expensive phone so him having it is a reminder his best friend’s patents can afford what you cannot. Maybe tell your child that they are so loved in this world by others that they want him to be blessed by gifts he wouldn’t otherwise have. Show him he’s a valuable person who has earned such a nice gesture because of who he is and what he means to others. Make sure he doesn’t take such a kind action for granted.

But please, let your boy keep the gift. Him having it means way more than it does to you giving it back.

Thank you so much. That really means a lot to me.

It’s mesmerizing.

Thank you! I appreciate that very much.

Thank you and thanks for noticing! I redid basically everything for this part just so the grain of the wood could be put to good use. The first few iterations of that piece just wasn’t doing it for me… until I realized that’s exactly what I was missing.

You’d have to be a fool to not atleast give it a try. Besides, it’s “uh” date. You’re not committing to anything beyond a cup of coffee and a graceful retreat at worst, to at best, a fun night running around town with a new younger friend with whom you get along. Get in there, homie!

Self-righteous, you say? Oozing of smuuuuggg, you say? You’re smelling your own upper lip.

Dionetics by L. R. Hubbard

Use every last dollar to fund a revolution.

I fucking LOVE okra and I’m glad to see that it’s even good at other things than me turning it into the most delicious, crispy and nutritious snack you’ve ever had. When you cook them right like we do down south (yeee-haw!), they’ll never be slimy like that shit you get in the freezer section at a grocery store.

I got 8 okra stalks just coming up in my garden that will yield me many, many pounds of okra throughout this summer.