Language is a virus.

https://genius.com/Laurie-anderson-language-is-a-virus-lyrics

I have an app for that.

The first one sank into the swamp.

Best news I’ve heard in a while

No.

The first mistake was being in Virginia.

Did you r-u-n-n-o-f-t?

Weasels ripped my flesh!

Dr. Octagon!

https://youtu.be/yzmzlBoUfV0?si=G8Iw5CXb1fphwL9l

Speed running? More like dodging.

Non paywall linky:

https://archive.ph/vhoPO

I wish this happened to the GOP convention.

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.

Tampon Tim will stop the red wave.

Ok

I bet that food still hasn’t spoiled.

From the article:

“## How did the UFO crash in 1947 left onlookers puzzled?

The story of the 1953 crash has been retold umpteen times by the locals of the area.”

So which is it? A 1947 crash or a 1953 crash?