‘3 days smo’/ ‘24 hr solution’. Dictators sure do talk a lot of shit.

Lol. What does his client think?

Politicians make things intentionally vague, so they can hide behind deniability (not what I meant, what I meant was…), while still leaving room for interpretation so the public gets riled up on either sides of their statement.

I think you’re his safety/ fall back plan. Do you want to be a safety/ fall back plan?

Taco Tuesday?

Yeah but we saved Gaza! Only we didn’t.

This idiot will only punish the poorer countries due to the natural trade deficit with the us wealth. They can’t afford to buy us, so here’s a tariff for you.

Needs more yellow.

Yeah. You’re right. I guess that makes it all ok then.

Hm. I thought the standard practice was to build a miniature chest mounted fusion reactor and use that to stabilize the shrapnel. Powered exobattleauit optional.

Can confirm. One of those programmers is in my team.

No…no…no…no…NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

There’s only one Indy.

‘Sub zero. Now plain zero!’

I miss me some Arnie puns

Gre, wonder what would have happened if some people sat it out in protest. Hint. Hint.

Stupid fucks

If it were up to her, probably sacrifice a few more puppies as a distraction. Worked for her boss after all.

They’ll keep yeeting drivers at max until he does.

Maybe they need to get divorced, to rediscover what’s left of their humanity.

Obviously it was still in beta.

I mean, the strategy worked well for the republicans the last time. Field the literal worst possible candidate, so that the lazy dems get complacent and start sitting it out in smug virtue signaling comfort instead of, y’know, actually voting, and the moron just gets in by default.

Well, let’s just sit it out again, then. Worked so well the last time.

/s for the easily triggered assholes