Lukas Murch

“Only arresting the rapists and criminals…”

Ah, Dan Goldman, why?? Damn it.

Ah! This meme gets me everytime! I was about to post this on FB, but then read the bottom line. You silly meme, tricked me again.

“Sounds like something a person that has smuggled 14 million illegals into the US would say.”-Pam Bondi, probably

This is horrible. The worst. *presses the vote for Zohran button harder

“Congratulations! You’ve just been promoted to US Deputy Secretary of State for the Trump Administration… Thank you for your great ideas!”

Donald J, “Who?”

Let’s pretend he isn’t a Russian asset. What would he do differently upon becoming one? At this point, being a Russian asset is the better explanation for his actions. If he isn’t, he’s making a lot of dumb decisions that benefit Putin and hurt the US and her allies.

He’s wanted to use that “load bearing” line for a while now.

I KNEW it! Why would a blonde lady with a US flag in her username lie to me on the internet?

Lol, that’s a good one. 🤣

Those are the types of things that would encourage people to have kids, then get back into the workforce. Conservatives can’t even do what’s needed to obtain their goals.

Some people understand bitcoin, others draw cartoons. 👍

He’s so bad at being the president (or just a human being).

If Trump authorizes nuclear strikes on Russia, China and Iran, it is the secret services patriotic duty to put a pewpew seed in the old rooster’s noggin.

He used to have hair, so a sadistic, psychopathic ghoul with hair.

Sounds like something the king would want then to do.

Newsome is on a coast-to-coast roasting tour right now. Nobody is safe. 🔥🔥

Something something Putin something kids in Ukraine.

Trump admin has no original ideas.

MAGA logic. The same logic that allows Christians to support Trump even though he’s personally violated all 10 commandments. It’s magic.