Classic Albert
LocalOaf [they/them, she/her]
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Cake day: 2024年7月8日
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7·9 天前Yousa gonna go to da planet coreeeee
9·10 天前
WHY WOULD GYNA DO THIS TO US
aww c’mon Bam, it’s 3 o’clock in da mornin, I ain’t trying to eat raw liver right now, I gotta work tomorro
10·12 天前It has come to my attention that there is a major league baseball pitcher named “Dicky Lovelady”
That is all
30·12 天前service doesn’t guarantee citizenship
would you like to know more?
It’s me, I’m area enby
REPORT: area enby with lifting logbook at gym not fucking around
The Dear Hunter is so good
Relistened to The Color Spectrum recently
Casey is such a great songwriter
spoiler
Thought about it some more and yeah, pretty sure I’m in love
I can’t imagine my life without this person but it’s overwhelming and complicated and
They’re poly and already have two partners who are both really cool and I’m also friends with but idk how that’d potentially work since I really don’t think I’m poly and I get really attached to ppl I fall for
confused emotionally
lol shit, I think I’m in love with my best friend? Has anyone ever realized that they’re in love platonically? The idea of our relationship becoming romantic is weird and daunting to me and we’re more like really close siblings that aren’t related but I think I realized the other day that I really deeply love this person and could easily see myself living together and being affectionate but not necessarily romantically? idk
Nothing makes a guy go from
“dang he’s kinda hot” to 
“please stay away from me” like seeing him get pissed off and demonstrate how he has no healthy coping mechanisms or emotional regulation other than throwing a tantrum
I ain’t afraid of no sleep
I ain’t afraid of no bed
this is just making the subtext the text tbh
the GWOT was just naked graft for contractors
Israel being leveled because they attack a NATO member and Article V gets invoked against them would be so funny
indirect genital piercing reference shitpost joke
Canadian drag queen named Princess Alberta
idk why but “Tully toggle” gets me every time