Happy 🍰 day btw!~🥳

Thank you! ^w^

Yes, if there are lots of people around who just want to relax, it’d be a little rude to go hard on that bell. But it’s still a very cool bell, and I love the way it’s mounted.

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It’s okay to mess up. Numbers are just a social construct anyway uwu

I want to belieeeeeve qwq

That looks like a heavy bell! Did you get to ring it?

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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And with this pixel, my dick is entirely gone. I mean, the dick I drew on the canvas is gone. Please don’t quote me out of context.

A few years ago, my father fell asleep while my sister was talking with him. In his defence, he had come back from a night shift a few hours earlier, but it was still hilarious.

The difference between the happy, excited stride of this young Eevee and the intense sadness of the grown Umbreon on page 1 is as heartbreaking as it is relatable.

Summer be like

I’m gonna jinx it, but the weather has been really good since the last heat wave ended earlier this month. Temperatures in the 20s and a decent amount of rain but still plenty of sun. It’s nice and I don’t want it to end.

Where were all the dragon gangbangs when I was in college? :c

SHE’S REAL TO ME GODDAMMIT AND YOU CAN’T TAKE HER AWAY FROM ME

I don’t know, I’m just going with the vibes :3

give headpets good kitty UwU

It’s valid and important to clean up even if you don’t have anybody to clean up for. Good kittens need to take care of themselves, and you are the goodest of them all UwU

But if you insist, go ahead and lick it up clean up for me~

If you wanna clean that up, you’ll need a maid outfit~

puts on the pool noodle skirt

twirls very fast and shoots ink everywhere

Weee :3

Yes, that’s one of my favourite things to observe! There are so many artists in my saved searches who I’m excited to see progress over the years, assuming they keep making art.

Nooo, how could this happen? I don’t understand, I’ve always been so careful, how did I catch homophobia?? D:

Doubtful. My life may be a joke, but I’m not funny UnU

I could be your squidgirl 👉👈