I think a “landgull” would just be a pigeon

Wait, there are places that don’t require health inspection stickers to be prominently displayed??? I thought that was a federal law or something! I can’t remember ever seeing a restaurant without one, but I’ve also never been to Texas 🤷‍♂️

Literally everything this guy does ends up feeling like a scam lol

Drinking Rockstar energy drink as you go to town on a 4 pack of crunchy beef and bean tacos right before going out into the hot sun sounds like a catastrophic gastrointestinal event just waiting to happen

Is it… pooping?

No. Literally anyone who isn’t at least a millionaire is on the chopping block, they just don’t realize it yet.

They’re also one of the few public spaces left where you can just sit in silence and no one asks if you’re ok or starts talking loudly on their phone which is on speaker for no apparent reason or assumes since by their estimation you’re “not busy” that you need to engage with them in some way

Are you sure it’s a snail and not a spider?

Fine, sweet onion teriyaki it is then! I’ll even throw in a soda and some baked Lays! I’ll need you to deliver it by tomorrow morning

(sigh) fine… $25 AND a Subway sandwich of your choosing

I’ll give you twenty bucks, 25 if you deliver it

I’ve been watching The Residence on Netflix. It’s a comedy/mystery series that’s pretty funny! I’ve also been rewatching Twin Peaks

The little bit I tasted earlier was decently spicy, I want to give it a couple more days before I really give it a final verdict

The lid on the jar I filled too high was bulging like it was about to blow lol the other one that had like 3 inches of clearance was fine though

I made the mistake of not weighing it when I bought it lol I’d say it was a little smaller than a football? I thought it would be just enough to fill my big glass bowl but here’s what I ended up with

I used the silicone mason jar lids that release the gasses but I filled one of the jars a little too much and when I checked it after the first day it shot out juice like a water gun lol

It was a lot less salty tasting after a few hours in the fridge! I’m guessing it will taste even better in a few days!