House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) was asked Sunday on CNN what the party’s plan is to fight the president sending troops into Chicago. He only offered that Trump has no authority to do this, and that he supports the men and women working in law enforcement.

… reminds me of that GoT scene where a limping Ned Stark hands a piece of paper to Cersei Lannister

Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift got engaged

We are all struggling to identify with our characters on this blessed day.

That’s crazy. Who keeps all of their screws in just one bin?

“freebsd-update” would probably be the equivalent of updating the “base” meta-package on a linux distro

most DE’s have a thing where you can paste highlighted text using the middle mouse button

Reason, phase, rose, busy, raise, chose, kaiser, miser, rise, lose

300, it will probably outlive all of us

The funny thing about deepseek is that nvidia refused to export ptx code (or was prohibited by law, I’m not sure which) to china. So, china reverse engineered the hardware, and wrote a more efficient version of ptx for the deepseek model.

PTX is basically nvidia’s assembly language, btw.

I’ve switched to the “thumbs down” gesture. I feel like everyone is just desensitized to the bird.

Will you settle for some of the chapter titles from the video?

Religious Indoctrination and Political Ignorance

The Turning Point: Leaving the Church and the GOP

Discovering Democratic Values

From Democrat to Anarchist

Conclusion: Ongoing Deconstruction

At the end she says that she’s basically waiting for it all to collapse so that we can start over and that her religious upbringing in no way prepared her for real life.

I got an 87 F150 that hauls trash and kayaks… what’s my status?

Does your HVAC have a “circ” setting? On mine, it turns on the fan only (i.e. no climate control, just air movement) every 30 minutes.

In the event of a house fire, a closed bedroom door can truly save your life.

If you interrupt the microwave’s digestion process, sure you could call it vomit. But once the microwave has extracted all of the nutritients it needs from the food, it is now poo.

You know the microwave needs to poo because it will emit a series of high pitched sounds at regular intervals until you remove the poo.

I’m just a normal human, typing with normal human hands… don’t be weird about it.

Adventurer peers over the edge of the cliff, rope in hand, anchor tied. As he turns to descend, an OSHA inspector springs from the nearby brush:

“Good morning traveler, I trust that rope you are about to use for life safety has a 20:1 safety factor.”

If voting could change things, it would be illegal.

The way to return to the correct timeline is simple: Take the dicks out.

If you feed something, what comes out?

That stupid dinosaur… every. fucking. time.

So, all this time, I’ve been eating microwave poo?