Sounds like the sequel of that horror movie where the protagonist had a vagina with fangs.

It’s ok, poltergeists are ghost cats anyways.

Police officer, removing the robber mask: “So, Scooby was actually Robber65 all along”. Robber65: " And I would I have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for those pesky memes on the internet".

No food stamps, only Gil.

Can I introduce the Finnish tar-flavored licorice?

Wizards don’t go to the toilet. They soil themselves, then cast prestidigitation to clean their clothes.

You also don’t have to show up 2 hours in advance to a train station and plan your entire day(or two) around a trip.

It’s impersonation only if you explicitly say it’s his voice in the video.

Shub-Niggurath, the All-Mother. Cthulhu does not have interest in pesky kids.

Digimon is clearly the superior franchise.

I don’t think he does. The whole point of Sauron trying to enslave Middle Earth is exactly the justification you need for the mass slaughter of the “enemy”. If the orcs were spending the days idly farming and smoking hobbit pipes, you would have a whole other argument against genocide.

The one enemy that appears briefly before getting beaten up into oblivion?

I agree that a lot of dark stuff happens in Jojo (heck, the protagonist of the 5th saga is a mafia boss), maybe it’s best for mature audiences.

I think the orcs/demons being hell-bent on killing humans is a sufficiently good reason.

It’s not that short, you just need to pick a genre different from shounen if you don’t like fanservice. Also many older shounen are good, think about the Digimon, Pokémon and Gundam franchises to name a few famous ones.

I think you are missing the point. You spend months of “not a lot of work” for 1-2kg of tomatoes (If your harvest is good)?

At this scale, is nothing but a hobby where you get some nice food at the end, if you are lucky.

Bold of you to think the next one will not be called Windows365

China is winning without doing anything

Does learning how to deal with it, but still struggling more than an average person count as getting better?

What happens if they just… don’t pay?

They changed his death. In the book he begrudgingly leaves Isengard, only to plan a petty revenge and mess up the Shire while the party is on their way to Mordor.