We Live In An Imperium

You can get a simple one that goes on your toilet. Turn dial, water hits, you pat dry and feel a million times cleaner. Most people that try them once get it. Just ask yourself if you would use water if you knew poop was smeared on any other part of your body

We don’t have a priority system, but users take it upon themselves to add things like 911, URGENT, and ASTAT in the title. It’s kinda fun, you can tell what rumor had been flying around the office when every ticket suddenly has the same “priority”.

Its a chihuahua

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