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  • Actually pretty good response.

    “In the 60-second clip posted on Astronomer’s X account, Hollywood star Paltrow - who was married to Coldplay frontman Chris Martin for more than 10 years - says she wants to answer “the most” common questions the company has recently been asked.

    The first of these questions, appearing as captions on screen, reads “OMG! What the actual f”, to which Paltrow responds: “Yes, Astronomer is the best place to run Apache Airflow”, she ends the answer by claiming the company is "thrilled so many people have a “newfound interest in data workflow automation”.

    When a follow up question asks how the company’s social media team is “holding” after the clip went viral, Paltrow says spaces are still available for a forthcoming conference.

    Paltrow signs off the clip, which has been viewed over 27 million times by thanking viewers for their “interest in Astronomer”, saying the company will now be returning “to what it does best”.”



  • South Park sang it best.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm3mDatFpNE

    Joseph Smith was called a prophet (Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb) He started the Mormon religion (Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb). (Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb) Joseph Smith was called a prophet-

    (Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb) Many people believed Joseph (Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb) And that night he-ee saw an angel (Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb)

    (Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb)

    Joseph Smith was called a prophet (Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb)

    (Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb)

    He found the stones and golden plates (Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb) Even though nobody else ever saw them (Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb)

    (Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb)

    (Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb)

    And that’s how the Book of Mormon was written (Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb) (Dumb dadumb dumb dumb dumb dumb) (Dumb dadumb dumb dumb dumb dumb) (Dahumb dahumb dumb dumb dumb dumb) (Dumb dumb dumb dumb duuumb, duuumb.)

    Martin went home to his wife (Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb) And showed her pages from the Book of Mormon (Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb)

    Lucy Harris smart smart smart (Smart smart smart smart smart)

    Martin Harris dumb dadumb-

    Lucy Harris smart smart smart Martin Harris dumb. So Martin went on back to Smith Said the pages had gone away Smith got mad and told Martin He needed to go pray (Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb)

    (Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb)

    Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.


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    10 days ago

    I’m pretty sure this is a song lyric from “the poor”, by Jesse Welles.

    “I was memorizing capitols

    I was in the spelling bee

    I must’ve missed the part

    Where they taught the art of private equity

    I was selling chocolate bars

    I had a disorder

    I was cuttin’ up a frog

    Got lost in the fog

    Learnin’ how to play a recorder

    I don’t think it’s supposed to be a slam against musical instruments.