Indoor vs. Outdoor cat debate just intensified

life imitates hexbear

We specifically asked for this not to happen

The greatest and most powerful embargoes must be placed upon Salt Lake City, Yewtah, to halt the foreign flow of copper from the Rio Tinto open pit mine

I was laughing out loud about the Latin camera bit

That’s Ensign MacDonald to you, buster

Iran before the 1979 revolution

:gabriel-bell-shining:

What if Merry Christmas were just for the fellas and we called it Gary Chris Gus?

Liberal Elmo strikes again

They expect one of us in the comments, brother

Authorities have confirmed that a patriotic pilot destroyed the vessel by sacrificing himself when he flew into the mothership’s core. His last known transmission was “Up yours! Hello boys, I’m back!”

Luigi Mangione Accuses Fish of Swimming

Pretty mind-boggling collection of mistakes if it does end up being him

They’ll kill him like they killed the protestor who shot a fascist during the BLM protests in 2020: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killings_of_Aaron_Danielson_and_Michael_Reinoehl#Shooting_of_Reinoehl

Can’t have someone setting a precedent walking around

If the military doesn’t arrive at parliament within 15 minutes of the coup declaration, they legally have to let you vote it off

I used to work at a nonprofit that helped refugees find housing in the US in an area where the early anti-vax movement really started taking off. I remember the refugees being fucking ASTOUNDED that Americans were refusing to vaccinate their kids against diseases that were still a dangerous threat in their home country

They act as if every business major in this country weren’t spoonfed “mandatory” capitalist training by reading Adam Smith and the like

Silver Legion jumpscare