Apply directly to the forehead

Well, I’ve canceled everything. Even amazon prime. All I had left was youtube premium and prime. Canceled both this month. Premium stops in a few days and prime will finish out the year. I canceled Netflix something kike 2 years now. I’m back to being a pirate at this point.

Bitcoin, gme stock. Start buying now and don’t stop until rich.

Honestly, I wish my 5 pro screen was this way. I got sausage fingers and use the calculator app on my 5 pro everyday at work.

Warning: masturbating may cause post nut clarity. Viewer discretion is advised.

I just set the shower to massage setting and then point the end at my asshole.

Work in a chemical factory making soap. I’m a supervisor for a night shift. Been working factory since high school.

I pay 12.99 and that was my max :( Gonna be hard pressed to cancel the subscription. Guess I’m going to learn how to use those workarounds and just save the 12.99. Well now 13.99 starting in September

I was stoned off my ass like I am now

I poop like 3 times a day or more. Almost always about 30 minutes after I eat. I poop when I wake up. I’ll poop 1 or two times at work. I’ll poop usually about an hour before bed. I poop when I walk around walmart

I poop a lot

I literally just got done pooping

https://lemmy.world/c/trees

Goooooooo Brownsssss

Wait until next summer!

Bought 220k house for my mom to live with me. She passed away 2 months after I had signed. Old place was paid off. Still got the old place. Day dream all the time about selling the new place and getting out of it without putting money in.

Old place is way ran down, a crap ton smaller, but I don’t owe anything on it.

Depleted uranium https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depleted_uranium

The movie we all want

I can’t reply over there and I dunno why. Says I must be logged in, but I am :(