Holy shit this is 100% me! Holy shit it has a name!!! Thank you!!!

Thank you!

Stupid question, but could a similar thing happen to a human? I don’t belch/burp, and I can get insanely bloated. I should probably see a doctor to see if this is normal or if there’s a treatment, but it’s kind of embarrassing!

Always has been.

Been here way too long - I want out.

This is so fucking depressing yet true.

Never forget his love of couches.

This is amazing. It also might be a clue as to why American Nazis today really fucking hate drag shows.

Slim Jim’s. Don’t tell me what the real ingredients are; I don’t want to know. Leave me with this one last glimmer of happiness in my life.

I’m in a married, committed relationship with my partner because that is how we both decided this is the kind of relationship we want.

We also have friends who are married but see other people openly, and both parties are aware, and their additional partners know that they are married.

Neither one is right or wrong, it’s what works for them.

In this case, both people went into their marriage with the intent to remain monogamous. These two did not honor that. That is why is wrong - it’s not about seeing other people if that is the initial agreement. It’s the lie, which both of them did.

Trump put his hands “all over my breasts”, waist and buttocks while Trump and Epstein smiled at each other, in what she believed was a “twisted game” between the two men.

Karoline Leavitt, then a spokesperson for Trump’s election campaign, described Williams’s accusations as “unequivocally false. It’s obvious this fake story was contrived by the Harris campaign.”

Mother fucker bragged about grabbing women by the pussy. I don’t see why any other parts of their body are off limits in his mind.

Like “Pussy’s fine but I draw the line at boobs and butt. That shit’s just weird.”

Dude’s a fucking sexual predator. He doesn’t have sexual assault “standards”.

It’s ok if it stays like that.

Hey thanks! That really helped, appreciate the time you took to explain it. :)

I never could see the bigger picture intended by these, but it’s very pretty on its own.

100% same sentiment for the past 8 years or so.

Bro just wanted some mother fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane.

….that we know of. Could have used a surrogate.

I’m immensely grateful to him for entrusting me with the responsibility of protecting free speech, turning the company around, and transforming X into the Everything App.

Translation: I’m so thankful that I’ve had the opportunity to devote 2 years of my life to a company that was able to build a product that could appropriately express its true love for Adolf Hitler.

Then don’t fucking go and see it, Kellyanne. Problem solved.

I bet you didn’t mind being preached to for ‘God’s Not Dead’ 1-4 or whatever. Or ‘Sound of Freedom’. Or whatever Ben Shapiro’s dumb school shooting movie was called.

Fuck off with your hypocritical bullshit.

Texas treats voter registration like a criminal offense and makes it as difficult as possible to do