Quick someone tell them climate change wants to implement rent control

uuuhhhhhhhh we don’t serve beer

You’ll never believe who is pretending climate change isn’t happening

Penn claimed the “primary system has been hijacked” in the 2025 mayoral race

Crying that an election was “hijacked” because they lost lmao. Indistinguishable from Trump chuds in 2020.

They’re acting all surprised by this, as if people haven’t been loudly criticizing this genocide since it started.

Lock them all in one town together and let them annoy each other

If you tried to make this movie today everyone would take one look at it and say “this movie was already made in 1974”

But it would be funny to hear a lawyer try to read out “unlimited genocide on the kkkrackkkerverse”

Boy howdy I sure do love the CIA and how hard they work to protect us. brb I have to drive my Ford F150 XXL Supercab Deluxe to the gas station for my daily gas tank fill up.

Don’t use biometrics to unlock your phone, encrypt it with a PIN, the longer the better. And don’t use something obvious like your DOB or anniversary. Ideally you could generate a random 10+ digit number and memorize it. If you know the cops are about to arrest you turn your phone off if possible. If they ask for your PIN tell them to fuck off and demand your lawyer. Make it as hard as possible for them.

What’s even worse is they could just ask us, and we would gladly explain it to them. But they don’t want to hear what we have to say, they’ve already made up their minds. Every time we try to explain ourselves to them they immediately go full

They’re already interpreting any criticism whatsoever of Israel as a threat, they’re going to come after us no matter what we say.

Practice opsec. Only browse on a VPN, don’t post selfies, don’t reveal where you live or work.

Sorry I had to get some more from the store, here you go

amerikkka doing amerikkkan things amerikkkanly

How could China do this?

Cromulent fuckcrustable

Yeah plus it’d be funny to watch Musk lose an election.

Not unless they change/ignore the constitution. Musk was born in South Africa so he isn’t eligible.

Hurricane monitoring?

No, more preventable deaths!