Thank you, I know now that I live rent free in your head and all but caring so much as to research me and make a nickname is another level of commitment

I didn’t knew you felt that way but I wouldn’t cyber with you, just being upfront

Damn, my blade was also made by autistic cows dude, what are the odds!

You could have written UDDER!

All cool but that’s too much bread, fat, sauce, salt and sugar in one sitting

And then people wonder why they feel bloated all the time, Jesus Christ

Seems to work for the Walmart guys

He used to be one, now he’s just ve-gone

It cuts and toasts!

You never say no to bacta

Milk is a good choice, gotta keep them bones strong

I know it says bf (which I will assume means boyfriend)

But I’d you read the studies:

45% of men aged 18-25 had never approached a woman in person for a date

29% of all men said they never approached a woman in person for a date before

27% said it had been more than one year since they approached a woman for a date

Source(s):

https://datepsychology.com/risk-aversion-and-dating/

https://x.com/DrThomasAG/status/1674391128215367682

https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/darwin-does-dating/202305/the-potential-negative-impact-of-unwanted-singlehood

Pair that with the quality of education and it is of no surprise that a boyfriend doesn’t know what they never knew existed in the first place

… He said, while fully benefiting from it

Fortunately the wisher is indistinguishable from a behavioral perspective of a P-Zombie, so they can still make wishes

Well done guys

Another call for domestic terrorism

Keep on calling for violent action

And mods, keep being blind to the calls for indiscriminate assassination

This is going to do wonders for all of you

You see? Fully justified!

Don’t you worry, it’s gonna be great when they apply this framework to you!

First one looks okay to me, id love to have my own quiet home

Cars, yeah no, i don’t like to drive

I don’t get the funky pops and the old man houses, might as well complain about action figures and schools

First that shit is not something you can pop like candy, your teeth can and will fall off if you use it as a “basic” antibiotics (which you shouldn’t be using as anyways without a pressing need? These things are nuclear bombs in your system, you might experience organ failure just from one pill excessive use)

Second the Chinese quality pills usage have been leading all of us to an antibiotic resistance catastrophe

Fun times when this things will be needed and they won’t even work anymore thanks to overuse

It’s the same thing that happened to the fair phone regarding the audio jack

The noisy minority wants it, they yell, write on forums and complain, but they are statically nonsignificant as people keep buying the phone

Same with colors. Why waste millions on cars and buildings dyed with colors no one might want instead of appealing to the broader consumer base?

They are also are influenced by and influencing fashion and trends in color choice as well, just look at minimalism and brutalism. It is also cheaper and more efficient on the design and manufacturing to offer things in less specialized coloration

Proof is that people keep buying stuff

Same as with furniture. There is a reason why Ikea is a whole thing

Going into the meta, imagine someone wants to buy a car. Inevitably, they will think as well on the day they will sell the car. What are you gonna buy? A car painted in a weird color? Or something that you know for sure no one will mind THAT much?

Ithat, or you can go with the theory of the Pixies finally doing their takeover

I’d like to change the order of the meme

I prefer to run subatomic Linux

POOF

Wish 1: Delete your self (the genie deletes your sense of self)