I kinda miss the hydrohomies sub on Reddit

Best version ever!

This happened to me, just with a shattered screen instead of an old battery. Fucker tried to tell me my phone was bricked. I turned it on in front of the cunt and left.

Goddamn, with a title like that I automatically glanced down to check if this was nottheonion

Pretty cool read, thanks for sharing

Consider that a third of the country didn’t even vote and you’ll be much more ready to accept there’s folks on the fringe who care just enough to vote, for petty reasons

Morgan Morgan nur nicht huete, sagen alle faulen katzen

Hmm, doesn’t rhyme as well as luete

All Cops Are Bastards

You don’t necessarily need to be old enough to remember the song.

You just need to have grown up with parents that loved playing the soundtrack to Forrest Gump

This is why I chose not to procreate, I wouldn’t be a good mom and so there wouldn’t be any grown kids using me as an example of what not to do

This belongs in not the onion

Nah bro they didn’t.

They’ll come back around for the rest of us when they’re finished with the T in LGBTQIA+

Yes, and not only can I afford that, it’s also the most economical option i n this economy

That’s less fuck cars and more ACAB if you ask me

Article mentioned going to Canada to get your booster might be an option. I’m going to have to look into that as I won’t be voluntarily forgoing a booster this year.

I initially clicked through to see if there’s a date this policy will go into effect but it didn’t say

I will probably try to first get a booster now even though it’s too early, then try saying I have a serious risk factor because I’m sure CVS doesn’t fact check that shit for walk-ins, then Canada if all else fails. Fuck you brainworm RFK

I really need to catch up on this show, I keep coming across spoiler memes🙃

Dream Theater 100%

Ridiculous musical talent and then the lead singer…ugh

Yeah, but you lose out on credit card rewards, aka free money, going that route.

I’ve used them a couple times where my privacy was worth more, and once where I didn’t want a company having a card to put recurring charges on

Technically it costs money even if their fees are forgettable.

That’s for a very good reason that they don’t allow that.

If it was allowed it would be a wet dream for credit card churning

So have I, but weigh that against the hassle of needing to call and be on hold and so on. Let alone the additional burden of knowing I have to stay on top of checking my statements for fraudulent charges

I’d rather avoid all that by never letting it grow to be a problem

And you can’t admit it to anyone, lest you end up involuntarily committed for a couple days and also handed the bill for the stay 🙃