I think each individual state should be able to choose whether they stay in the US or not. Every ten years, the citizens of the state voted. If you vote to leave, you can’t come back for ten years. It would take place at the same time as the census.

Birmingham Stallions

Too bad Bernie is a democrat. He will never be president.

Why are they racist?

Chicks will do anything for Chad.

It’s no doubt a bad hit. Lawrence is sliding. I want to believe that players aren’t out there trying to hurt other players.

Time to kill more Russians.

Why are Yankees intolerant?

Why are Yankees racists?

Kill those Russians. Target the North Korean troops.

I boycott McDonalds because of the salmonella.

I’m sure RFK is really going to eat that.

Kill those Russians! Target the North Korean troops.

4B 4ever!

Women hate women.

Well, considering that we shoot people here. 28 stab wounds is child’s play.

I don’t know. I mean you can reuse a torch or you can make your own.

I’d think that you’d make more on the guillotines. The margins should be higher. No profits on torches.

Buy stock in guillotine companies.

He paid good money for that poo.