And I don’t get to stop going to work every day.

I have no good source for this, but I heard that phrase was originally used in a positive way. Like, “That new album is living rent free in my head.”

You can also tell it’s fake because it’s from 4chan.

OP: The establishment being upset about Mamdani’s victory is a good thing.

You: I’d prefer if it didn’t happen.

That’s how I, and most other people, are reading the exchange. You failed to provide any additional context.

Now, after seeing your responses, I think what you meant was more along the lines of, “I wish things never got so awful in the first place” but that was not at all clear at all.

It was incredibly easy to do and a refurbished pixel 8 is way cheaper than a new phone.

Brb, moving to New York.

No thanks. I’ll just keep emailing myself.

You can easily solve this with a little padding around the edges.

Can confirm. I’m not a vampire but I sold my soul for a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos back im 6th grade. Since then I haven’t seen my reflection or been able to use an automatic door.

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You forgot the part where your boss yells at you for being out too long because the house you were supposed to go to had a mile long driveway and no numbers on the road.

Remember the elevator bullshit in 2015?

Nope. The firehose of bullshit has been running for 10 years since then. I don’t have the capacity to remember all of it.

Back in my reddit days I wrote a long comment about the fact that zombies are scary because they are the ultimate persistence hunters.

Two pyramids? You wish. Original Lara Croft had one massive wedge.

Don’t feed the troll

Only reason we are paying attention to them at all is for the future criminal trials.

I’m paying attention so I won’t be surprised when the second civil war starts.

I remember this thread. One of the responses was from someone who thought that the beep his car made when locking the doors got quieter when activated from further away.

Nah, fuck him.

If that doesn’t work they’ll just declare that all adults are now children.

Oh good, we can all consider this matter officially resolved.