There would be no joke because there would be no comic. No comic at all would be better than this.

Well, we do seem to all yearn for the mines and tall latex clad dommy mommies.

Tbh I never really had trouble with which was which, despite their ridiculous naming conventions. And like the console is decent and they do a lot of things right. But also unless I’m just paying them a monthly fee for gamepass to get access to games that are also on other consoles then there’s no real particular benefit to the console aside from what backwards compatibility it offers. Which is okay but not nearly full BC coverage. And at this point with all the studios they’ve gutted, what more would a new console even bring to the table? An $800 price tag maybe.

This is just fucking AI. What are we even doing here? Stop fucking posting it!

I don’t care or think they didn’t track that, they don’t ruin my algorithm with those searches which is all I really care about.

I basically just use it to look up whatever new crazy person my whack job mother was sending me some antivax propaganda from to confirm they’re the type of quack I assume them to be.

Next time you have the option of doing this or doing nothing. You should do nothing.

Well coincidentally I’ll need to take a 15 minute shit around the time when my 15 minute break used to be.

That’ll get them their killer game!

Honestly maybe the last Xbox will be the last one I buy. Even if they put out another one what’s even the point anymore?

And that’s pretty much the end result IF you care about how the end product looks.

Problem is many don’t.

Like my dude, just suck a dick and live a happy life.

They likely do donate and this is a way for them to make that money back.

Yeah, Assassins Creed was cool at first but they just bled that shit to death with too many releases. It’s hard to keep things fresh when you put out like 10 sequels.

I just have a dishwasher so this would be a bit overkill.

Pretty sure I pirated the original way back when because I was a poor teen with an internet connection.

If it’s not too much I’ll grab this, it’s edge lordiness will be quaint at this point I’m sure!

Man, it’s like nobody listens to the lyrics and message of songs anymore.

A lot more than just one person that doesn’t use this baby brained shit.

Ah okay, that would explain it!

Hmm, it appears I already owned it on there. Which means they put it out as a free game at least once before already.

The only games I have on there are free games.

I sure did once I finally realized what was going on. It was a pain in the ass to do but I was able to do it. Now they just keep telling me I should turn it back on but doesn’t actually affect anything really. They’re just all “oh man you really should back up all your stuff! It’s a risk if you don’t! You should definitely do so with OneDrive!”