Sorry, didn’t hear you I was listening to some Pennywise on my RCA Lyra mp3 player

Have you met his cousin? AI Slop?

“It’s all safe now… sweet dreams, old friend”

The day dads became strangely interested in their kid’s afternoon show

(And certainly some moms who discovered something about themselves 🤣)

I realized long ago that I’m really tame in bed, and I accepted it 🤣

That’s the neat part… ICE doesn’t even have to go through a judge to deport someone. They can just kinda do it… and it’s been an issue for YEARS. Only now they were allowed to go into overdrive, completely unchecked.

https://www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/blog/ice-deport-us-citizens/

So they don’t have to strip citizenship, they just send people to other countries and move on with their day. Then the courts are so swamped with appeals that it’s likely most will just give up and make a new life in the other country.

Because they do what ever they want… it takes years to appeal a single case so they are just steamrolling hundreds and hundreds….

(And the Supreme Court simply takes a red pen to change whatever they want… )

The fixation on Candy Kong reads like someone found they had a thing for furries but didn’t want to learn that about themselves

Yes, we had winter powder snow… but what about summer powder snow?

“US ambassador Nick Adams missing during impromptu jungle trek in Malaysia"

Was that the half-life mod that mixed RTS and FPS?

Imagine a bundle of sticks all rolled together….

Don’t threaten me with a good time

But Gal Gadot sang a song! It should have been fixed nah?

I mean… he could also just take a private jet out of the US and do all his evil mastermind schemes over a Zoom call

If I was the passenger… that’s the exact moment I would take out my (now soiled) underwear and wave them around frantically as surrender

Well… that’s one way to hitch a ride

The good old “he’s not hurting the right people”

Absolutely zero empathy …. 🫂

But, just hear me out… have you tried, like, NOT being a woman?

“You mean trans?”

…Fuck…!

The day Americans realized no one was coming to save them 🫂