Has anybody played Cookie Clicker? Articles like these really give me a similar vibe as the news ticker in that game. It starts a bit innocent like “Your cookies are talked about for miles around” but you’re already on the slope to “Elder gods from the whole cosmos have awoken to taste your cookies” and the eldritch-like horrors of the Grandmapocalypse. Just a fun parallel.

I learned this recently: if you have an iPhone, pressing the lock button five times rapidly will lock it so that you need to enter a passcode, not just FaceID. Useful if you think somebody might forcibly use your face to unlock it

They didn’t need to use the word lethal at all, I read this as an intentional reminder that even these rubber bullets can be lethal and this incident isn’t a joke

RAS Syndrome

FINALLY

Actually I went to one yearly in my childhood called the Maize Maze. Not in the US though.

Me too! I’ve been having a blast with it today. It’s so much more fluid and intuitive. I already have Syncthing set up everywhere (for Logseq) so there’s been almost no friction at all.

I’m unreasonably happy about this

I enjoyed The Talos Principle. And the messages in that world seemed about as real as you guys. I mean that in an endearing way

Mind blown!

I didn’t see this one yet:

apt -> nala

Though I think it’s technically just a wrapper, the colour support and formatting makes things much easier to parse (visually)

This is one I wish I hadn’t read 😮‍💨

The shadow in the last panel is a great touch!

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France is bacon

Effectively a cure for Diabetes I believe

Hold shift while right clicking to bring up the old menu. I got used to it now (sigh)

old.reddit still works. Shoulda not fixed what ain’t broke

I find it really depends on the brand. I have no idea what the differences really are (or even how it’s made in the first place) but in my experience around half are as you describe and half are delicious

(My wings are like a) SHIELD OF STEEL 🦇

Right on!