Generation X cpus like the AMD Athlon will happily overclock, compress a video, look-up knee care tips, and listen to Black Sabbath in the background… just as long as you’re keepin’ it cool, like totally cool, man. Ice ice baby.

That’s just the smoke monster from Lost. It’s just trying to live a normal life outside of Hollywood. It’s only nefarious if you were nefarious in another life… or whatever the plot was on Lost.

Well. It’s one of two things now. I can go pay my respects at this dead guy’s funeral. Or I can go pay other things…

It’s not like he needs a fancy table anymore.

I like the idea there will be a future. But my ideas, as goodwill and rare as they are… such as love of Anna Kendrick’s mammoth-sized commodious teeth, shopping at co-ops even though it’s expensive, and instant capital punishment to anyone involved in voter “super packs”… my knees and back continue to rust. And must resort to popcorn and the lawnchair as mankind sunsets into geologic history.

I want to see a future movie were rival EV off-road truck enthusiasts show off tricks for territorial Level 4 EV charging rights. One guy stuck in mud, in a Rivian truck, does 360’ tank turn spins and bunny hops to victory. Rich old investors on the sidelines (a Elon Musk cameo maybe) who visibly lost bets are upset yelling, “who was that, why didn’t we have that!?”

All the while muddy teenagers are dancing to a revival of “California Love” sung by a giant 3D holograph Tupac Shakur comprised of acrobatic glowing drones in an amber polluted-colored night sky.

ME: I heard this book has a good gunfight. Let’s see…table of contents… Chapter 7: high noon showdown saloon, ah yes… page 93… {Tap}… {tap tap}. Huh?? Ah, yes of course.

“Where’s my wife and family? What if I die here? Who’ll be my role model? Now that my role model is gone, gone”, panicked Simon.

He ducked back down the alley.

“Hallelujah”, said Chevy the bodyguard.

Simon crawls up the side of the building and back into the apartment. “Cattle in the marketplace! I see angels in the architecture!! Will you call me Betty?”

Chevy sets down his bong on the glass coffee table and goes over to calm his dear friend Simon. He hands him his favorite instrument and begins singing a familiar lullaby. “Na. Nanana na na, Na nanana na…”

The article didn’t point out that most illegal grow houses have unmetered electricity.

Can I get a rundown of the few non-flagship phonemakers that are currently out there? I have heard of The Nothing Phone. Are there more companies that put together Androids to operate within the US?

Responses…
“We have received your reply. We have considered you for consideration. Expect a reply from us in 7- 90 business days towards the next steps in your application process. Congratulations.
Sincerely Your best friends,
Roberson Roberts{autodenialbot007reply} from
Le Corporate Company{autonamegenerator03}.”

I just dusted this TABLE YESTERDAY!!

😺: I almost died!

True. Cars consoles (knowingly here in the US) are non-standard in their layouts. I was one day surprised while riding as passenger in my sister’s new 2023 car that she didn’t know how to turn on the headlights. The light “switch” was a menu button, to go inside a menu, and a mode needed to be selected. That was one scary day.

Convicted of burgulury. “Hon, remember that green box in the attic has some bail money.”

“Never leave baggage unattended at anytime. If you see unattended baggage please repor-- MISTER ROBERT ANTWAN ZIMMEKIZ, YOU HAVE 1 CALL WAITING FOR YOU ON THE WHITE COURTESY TELEPHONE…”

And it has Bluetooth connectivity to manage her A1C in the app.

Some prefer the taste of Peppa Pibb.

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Mayo is the same color as the Constitution of the United States. It’s more really real than l̶̶e̶̶g̶̶a̶̶l̶̶l̶̶y̶̶ ̶̶ ethically allowed possible.
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Mayo tanker truck waiting patiently for the BBQ sauce and Pepto Bismol tanker trucks to depart…