You fukkin’ druggo.

Just ear piercings atm, but once I’ve got a stable income I’d like to get more piercings and tattoos.

Spray bottle

…it’s obscure enough to barely be targeted by bots (so far).

This is what concerns me. If the fediverse ever catches on to the point where it’s worth it for bad actors to be running bots, not only will instances have to restrict signups, but also defederate from those that don’t (kinda like how beehaw does it).

Goon adventures with your par7y members 👀

…barely anyone would use…

Your honour, this is conjecture! If we’re gonna play this game then I’ll point out that the “barely anyone” who would use such a feature might very much overlap the “barely anyone” who is the target market for a fairphone.

Now, get this: a phone that has both a USB port and a 3.5mm jack 🤯

Is Linus claiming to have been a frequent user of the hard R again?

Why is Yuri upset that I’m reading her?

Yeah alright then, i don’t get it.

Fuck, I am slow today

Did you read the post??? I think the problem here is that anon thinks historical sex slavery is hot, not bottoming.

The lack of reading comprehension on this network, stg.

Edit: egg on my face

Hope they bring back the 3.5mm jack

With a mail bomb, duh 🙄

Kier Stürmer

During warmer months when I’m not wearing it for an extra layer, I’ll tie my flannie around my waist to add colour to my outfit and break up my silhouette.

where Mao founded the Republic of China, obviously.

Now that seems like a wacky alt-history

Vatniks in shambles rn

Sixteen.

Maybe OP posted it ironically

That’s just World Boxing’s statement, it’s not actually substantiating any of their claims.