That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point

Ok who had early June in the “when will Musk flame out of the Trump regime” pool?

Ok as someone who doesn’t have TikTok, I’m now curious if this is purely a joke or there’s some kind of disturbing trend I have missed

Even when Verspätung, Bruder muss still los

Excretions with blood?

My worst mountain biking injury was because I looked down at my back tire and pulled the SHIT out of a muscle in my upper back.

And I used to crash a lot. The muscle pull was worse

Seriously my first thought if I saw this all occurring and my kid came complaining to me about it is I’d just say “well this is how the cat feels”

Haha I’m the same. My wife’s a mechanical engineer whos very good with tools. She fixes all the shit in our house, she just makes me hold stuff when she needs another set of hands, then when she releases me I run away from the loud noises

So this legitimately happened in Chicago ten years ago, fortunately it went nowhere: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Express_Loop

The most frustrating part is that WE ALREADY HAVE A COMMUTER RAIL FROM DOWNTOWN TO O’HARE, it just only runs three times a day, and only on weekdays.

Someone has read up on the Simple Sabotage Field Manual

Nightmare fuel right there

No joke I’d watch that Viking epic for the lolz

I’m an American who is decent at German, living back in the US again. I set whatever I can to German to maintain my exposure to it, sometimes to my own confusion and detriment

Yeah they’re out of order too

If they just make a GUI interface using visual basic they can track the hacker’s IP

I like to think you actually took her feet and typed “no” with them so she still wrote this

Yep, it is. We’d stay in our orbit of the sun for 8 minutes after it vanished too

My wife coaches high school field hockey. She told me how one day she overheard them talking about how one of them lost their work on a homework document and had to start over.

One of the girls said “you just gotta get in the habit of clicking the blue square”, which the others were confirming is the thing to do. So then my wife asks “blue square, what do you mean” and another clarified “the save button”.

They had no idea what a floppy disc was

I, too, have a small child

Didn’t say which Monday