Still bugs me that Microsoft owns the rights to the King’s Quest series, though.

They don’t have one. They ran out.

After The Love Guru he figured there were lines even he couldn’t cross.

The English had already fought a revolution to ensure that their king wasn’t above the law a century before the Americans decided to brew some salty tea. What you’ve got now is worse than what the founding fathers rebelled against.

He’s not really a racist.

No, he is. Yeah, he’ll pick up and abandon most positions at the drop of a hat, but racism has been one thing that he’s been consistent with, going back at least to the Central Park Five.

Yeah. Neptune’s a dull grey.

They want the OP to steal an Everlasting Gobstopper.

Or two monsters.

Found the Norman.

Tell that to Archie Duke.

Multiple panels? Is that allowed?

Nah, John Stossel was using it back in the '90s to deny climate change. The term “junk science” has always been used as an excuse to ignore reality.

Every single American institution is full of cowards and sycophants if they’re not fully mask-off bloodthirsty authoritarians.

Some monsters demand virgin sacrifices to keep them placated. Cookie Monster just wants cookies. If anything, the residents of Sesame Street got off lucky.

So you make shitty posts on purpose, then.

Remember when PCSX2 was stuck at 1.6 forever? Glad we’re past that.

Do it enough and it’s not unusual anymore.

Lately I’ve been seeing some Mexican-grown celery in stores.

It knows where it isn’t.

3. Libraries