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I will be the first person to tell you that I am not a snake person (it’s very much a me problem not them) but knowing that she was scared on the bus coming home from the vet breaks my heart. I’m sure she is a very sweet baby
That’ll go great with my gallon of PCP
Excuse me, this is clearly a tiger
Game on. I own a bag of wire nuts and I know how to use them.
This guy gets it. It’s fascinating being judged on what one puts on a hotdog by the dyed relish gang.
Return the slab…
“So we can still deport Venezuelan women. Got it.” -Trump probably
And this time to not embarrass itself
Lungs were a mistake
MASA!
Do you want “Planet of the Rats?” Because that’s how you get “Planet of the Rats”
Did somebody say there’s a jizz mopping sim? Asking for a friend
Considering how much it costs me to live there why would I want to leave and not get my moneys worth?
Bing Crosby is that you?
Wait, you guys were buying books from Amazon?
I work for an organization that had job corps students as interns and it was pretty devastating when the news about job corps closing broke. Especially since many of our interns had nowhere to go and were going to be homeless. Truly a “fuck them kids” moment