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Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Since men have a longer urethra, they can experience the pleasure of urinating more intensely :<
5·2 days agoMakes one wonder what they were doing in that shower.
Reminds me of the Salt and Pepper Diner story from John Mulaney.
Always check the fine print… Oh.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Vinyl and LPs - Analogue Music Goodness@lemmy.world•Lauryn Hill - The Miseducation of Lauryn HillEnglish
5·5 days agoOh…
That thing, that thing, that thing.
Different in the way of it not happening, because I cannot.
“I love you… get off me, you heat-demon.”
Back when I used to play, my cousin had a rule. If one of the cats jumped up on the table and knocked over a unit, that unit was dead.
No saving throw.
¯\(ツ)/¯
My porcelain pal and me!
Challenge accepted.
And this thinking will lead some to feel worth more dead than alive, and that is very sad.
The horsebatterystaple is no longer correct. Not after all those password leaks.
My father set my first password for me.
He cleverly intertwined my childhood nickname and the year of my birth. Except, he accidently used the wrong year. He was off by two years.
Now the hackers definitely won’t figure it out.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•What are your technology mispredictions?English
28·13 days ago“Nintendo should admit defeat and focus on making games for other platforms and mobile devices.” - Me, after the Wii U and a little before the Switch launched.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Boost for Lemmy@lemmy.world•This is like 90% of the reason why I use boostEnglish
5·15 days agoDeal, and from your screenshot, I just learned that you can track votes too!
I’m learning so much today.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Boost for Lemmy@lemmy.world•This is like 90% of the reason why I use boostEnglish
3·15 days agoAww. I like red, but I get it.
Time to start misbehaving!
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Casual Conversation@piefed.social•Boredom... hobbies... what to do that's fun? Suggestions?
4·15 days agoI just start looking for interesting things I wouldn’t normally see. Gives you some odd things to talk about as well.
A few examples:
I searched for magazines from the month/year of my birth and read through the digital scans I could find online. Looking through the old articles and ads was fun for a bit.
Looked up old advertisements for each of the vehicles I’ve owned from when they were brand new.
Started watching old Thanksgiving day parade videos on YouTube. Best part is that you can fast-forward through the worst parts. You see some interesting things. Like seeing a very young Alfonso Ribeiro (Carlton from Fresh Prince) singing and dancing well: https://youtu.be/UNRAxGXncvs (Skip to 1:03:04 for the start of his float in the video)
Found videos of old TV shows that were interesting. Here’s one of Colonel Sanders on a game show called What’s My Line: https://youtu.be/Wk4Eq8IcQMk
Cost me a grand total of $0 additional dollars. Kept me busy for hours.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Boost for Lemmy@lemmy.world•This is like 90% of the reason why I use boostEnglish
12·15 days agoI’m using Voyager, and I thought “we have that?”
Turns out you have to turn the feature on in the settings.
Thanks for the heads-up, person who is getting tagged.






The Herd - Unpredictable has some English, but it also has a few other languages and it keeps getting faster. I enjoy it a lot.