That’s why I pack my lunch the night before into the pants I’m going to wear to work.

And now I have an actual excuse for never making my bed! Thanks, stranger!

Jokes on you, meme. I’d dropped out of high school and was working full time at Spencer’s by then. I got to see the second plane hit on a bank of TV’s at RadioShack on my way back from getting a pack of cigarettes from the news stand by the Sbarro.

I read somewhere that a dog’s basic genome was much more plastic than a cats: that’s why we have tiny annoying dogs but also large annoying dogs.

With cats you can mostly just have mediumish annoying cats.

My adopted little girl is still listed as Popoki in her adoption paperwork. I think that is close to Cat in Hawaiian.

We are firmly landlocked in the Midwest.

My mother has been searching for one of those since her first run in with one the 70s.

We are not the same, I usually choose to watch people with an excess amount of bottom.

I think scaring them over Cliff sides came into okay as well, though you aren’t wrong.

Depends on the animal, I suppose. A lion or a wolf would be too edgy and have rapey vibes, but a house cat or derpy good boy would be funny to me.

An octopus with Apex Predator under it while it is unscrewing a jar would own.

My favorite is to shout out, ‘What are you running from!’ when people jog by.

We would have 12 potential surfaces for condiments. So much more can be done with this construction.

My mom’s Nissan Juke just started screaming, ‘Oh laaadyyy!’ whenever she starts it.

Any idea what’s going on? It’s a '16, only about 40k miles.

Yeah, burial is mostly just to make sure critters don’t drag your rotting bits out into the open and your putrid parts don’t contaminate the water supply.

My goddamn brother in law, gung-ho air Force dude, is trying to get his Gen Z kids to enlist because it worked out so well for him. He enlisted during the magical late 90s so he wasn’t shipped anywhere. Hardest thing he had to do was pushups and whatever hazing the other soldiers put him through.

That’s racist.

/S

Pigeon Threatspin is the name of my next post-hardcore band.

'beak ’ of his performance.

This was me until I realized I didn’t have a child and that I lived in the first floor.

Where was I going? What giggled as I tossed it into the air?

I’ll never forgive them for ruining Hollywood/the MCU.

/S

Saving people a quick search.

What is meant by semitic people?

Semitic describes a group of languages — including Hebrew and Arabic — as well as the people who traditionally speak them. Semitic is rooted in the Biblical name Shem, the son of Noah, who is traditionally thought of as the direct ancestor of the Jews and Arabs.