Well, it isn’t like he hasn’t earned it at this point… How the fuck are you gonna spend the better part of a decade buying up a shit ton of studios - ostensibly to make you a competitive stable of console moving exclusives - to have almost all of them release what are arguably their worst games time and time again… So to compensate, they shutter studios who’ve just produced games almost universally lauded by critics and crowd alike, and then just say fuck it, we never even believed in exclusives to begin with, yet decided not to take a stand on it until… now for… reasons…? 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

And now, as an added bonus, this is pretty much just the overall vibe of the US in general too

I want off Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride

Bro, Nancy Mace isn’t people… She thinks she’s people, but she’s not people.

Wario, Yoshi, and Dinkey King? (Could’ve been Diddy Kong, but I think he’s been having some legal issues or something lately…)

I didn’t even know he knew Kid Cudi, either.

Underaquaia? Seaunderia? Drownica? Or, my personal favorite: “fuck ugly giant cthulu adjacent heart attack inducer 2”

I can only imagine the new PTB are already working feverishly to add mandatory for story progression, 30+ hour combined Seatruck and Snowfox segments, a minigun which mounts to the seaglide, and mats necessary for key endgame craftables which are conveniently available exclusively through loot boxes you can earn by sending individual dev team members your nudes or earn 15 a week absolutely free with your monthly Deep Dive Club subscription

Also, from orbit the planet looks completely covered by ocean, but once you land it’s like calf high at its highest… but there are still leviathans, for some reason. Because fuck you, that’s why.

Omfg this is real isn’t it

Jesus wept

Look, I didn’t want to have to be the one to say this, but since no one else is apparently going to: That toddler looks rough af bro… I mean, basically like a nearly grown ass man.

Hopefully they land on their face and you can get it some of that sweet, sweet reconstructive surgery so it isn’t fuck ugly all its life.

Obviously, you look fine and stuff tho, OP. Don’t consider my words a poor reflection upon your semen/egg quality. I’m sure they get it from their other parent. Now, let’s move on before anyone points out that, best case scenario, I’ve now creepy ass things

Bro, carrots to chicken? Really? You literally had anything to anything to choose from here - while attempting to literally one-up a god, mind - sky’s the limit and everything, and that’s what you settle on?

Not rocks into gold, sand into heroin, water into a 40 year old scotch, pee into milkshakes; nah, that’d be fuckin lame compared to carrots into motherfuckin chicken! I mean, I get it, kinda, cuz I’m not into carrots and would prefer chicken in its place 100% of the time, but… I’m just sayin, compared to some of the possibilities that’s like mid at best, prolly more like a sidegrade if we’re being honest.

Oooh, every other flavor Starburst into pink! Boom. Talk about unlimited cosmic power

Well… In light of this thread, I’m certainly not gonna be able to look at Gamepass the same way now, at least…

dat haptic fredback

rumble rumble

My former girlfriend’s vagina is an Xbox to me…

Not to sound like I’m jumping directly to something extreme right off the bat or anything, but just from your characterization of her moods seeming to vacillate between such extreme highs (I want to be a prodigy at everything) and extreme lows (I’m worthless and horrible) paired with the grandiose thinking (FAME!) it kinda sounds like she might be suffering from bi-polar disorder… Severe ADHD with some form of depression that’s going unmedicated (or possibly unsuccessfully self-medicated) could also be a possibility as well…

How often do these shifts in mood occur?

Also - and perhaps more importantly - while I think it’s honestly super admirable of you to seem to be so interested in helping a friend (particularly one you don’t even know irl, to boot), it’s important to remember not to allow yourself to think that you, solely, are responsible for their mood, self-esteem, or well being. That may sound callous at first, but - and I say this as someone who has suffered from mental illness(es) for as long as I can recall - it’s like they tell you on planes: You have to secure your own oxygen mask first before helping with anyone else’s… To put it another way: If you let the drowning person drag you under, you certainly aren’t going to be saving them (or yourself, for that matter). Please don’t take this as discouragement toward trying to help, by any means, as you 100% should, imo. I just feel like even if you already know, it doesn’t hurt to have it reinforced.

Man… This right here is a huge part of why I decided to try going back to consoles after being a PC only gamer for like 20+ years

Awww did i hurt the poor wittle racist’s feelings? How sad 🤣😂

As it turns out, inexplicably, this is not a trait that works out well within corporate America… Source: Of course I know him, He’s me.

It was more denigrating, than anything, if you wanna go down that road, precious. 😋 And you seemed more than pleased to open the door to insults, so… I dunno, don’t dish it out if you can’t take it, snowflake?

And if it was just an understanding issue, I would’ve simply said you were ignorant, but at this point either you’re genuinely incapable of understanding or being purposefully obtuse. Both are pretty fucking stupid, so…

I mean, I guess? I dunno, I kinda wondered that at first, but I’m also kinda at a loss at to what other comment that could be a response to as well…? 🤷‍♂️ I mean, it seems like it’s at least in the right thread, mostly, from the context lol 😂

Science is pretty much by definition supposed to be an objective measurement of the universe, uncolored and unaffected by political or idealogical bias (those would be your “political censorship” and “funding cuts” you mentioned, since you’re apparently having trouble following along…) Since science should be objective, funding based on idealogical grounds or the political censorship of research is anathema to science, as it is by definition not objective. I’m not sure how I can make that any clearer.

I’m not sure what about any of this has to do with me making friends, but let me know how attempting to be condescending and thinking you’re clever while completely missing a simple point works out for you… Cuz I may be autistic, but you’re stupid, and I know which I’d rather be 🤣😂

Both what? Tf are you talking about??

Who are you responding to here? 🤔

So, I guess just in case you’re somehow genuinely unfamiliar with a nested comment structure (which, if so, you’ve got to explain your situation to me, because I honestly can’t think of a probable scenario in which you aren’t, yet it’s 2025 and you also have both a device with internet access and the faculties to reply to me): That was what’s known as a ‘top-level comment’, which means it wasn’t a reply to anything, but instead a comment which can be responded to that gets listed alongside other comments which can also be responded to… Any responses to these - such as your question - get listed beneath (otherwise known as being ‘nested’ under) the original comment or post, where it can be replied to in turn. Collectively, this is known as a ‘comment thread’.

Got it now? 👍

Shit, it’s disrespectful enough to me as a consumer, let alone whatever Steam shit they’re in violation of lol I didn’t even buy it, thankfully, just grabbed it on GP after enjoying the demo awhile back, but I’m uninstalling it rn, actually, cuz I’m principled and shit