Was this Zuck’s idea?

Apply butthole directly to the face

-2 points for unnecessary use of tarball

Ah yes the salt and ammonia brine, how human.

ATM Mouth?

She’s glowing

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You bought ice cream that comes in the cones that are coated in chocolate. They aren’t keeping it a secret from you.

Hold it at the bottom and it gets all melty too 🤤

Maybe don’t buy the ice cream that’s coated with fuckin chocolate?

If a moth wore jeans

Would it wear them like this

Or like this

Kernel: android

Wet me

I just vibed my pants

It’s the fee for them to file the import paperwork for you. Every shipping company charges some amount for it. The customs broker we use at work charges $100 to do it. If you don’t want to pay it you have to call and tell them to hold your shipment at the border until you have it cleared through customs yourself, not a new thing.

I don’t have any sympathy for someone who is clearly aware of how it works and thinks they can just bully their way out of paying charges they’re responsible for. The receiver is presumably also an adult who knows how to drive down to the UPS depot and pick up the package they refused to take delivery of the first time. You’re doing way more than you should to for someone who doesn’t deserve your time.

Other carriers definitely charge you a brokerage fee to do the customs clearance for you. Some are only around $8 iirc, very reasonable. The only time you don’t get charged is with Canada Post/ USPS de minimus packages.

Also this is like a well known thing when ordering from the US, your customer is just being a dick and causing you problems for no good reason.

This is great on all levels and I feel like they were all intentional.

Insane

Who did they handcuff?

E. Alex Padilla

Perimeter?