I do not care for the words I am reading but also I am relieved that I am not online enough to understand in which order these tweets are supposed to go

Don’t worry comrade our soviet has a very generous pto policy

Congratulations on a brilliant use of hexbear emoji

Jeez haha

Why can’t they recycle the water, or put non-potable water back into the water system after use…?

I feel like your recent economic enterprise has given you a better insight into the minds of these freaks and their investors than the lay hexbear, as I’m sure you need to think like them to make money off them, no? What do you feel like you learned from that exercise about how these lizards view the future of their own industry?

“I’m hallucinating, making me the victor!”

So this is why you’ve been doing all that fundraising

I planted flower seeds and birds came and ate them but some of them have sprouted!

“Act of God” is a commonly used term in to describe freak weather events or environmental catastrophies such as being destroyed by lightning, a tornado, an earthquake, a wildfire, etc. You’ll commonly see it in the terms and conditions for, say, auto insurance.

They aren’t literally saying “God did this!”

check out the other comments in this thread lol!!!

Descendents of genociders doing a touchdown dance on the star of human suffering

Germany has repeatedly demonstrated that it does not deserve to exist as a nation

Honorable mention to the existence of the USSR and its constant threat of inspiring Bolshevik revolution in capitalist countries as well

“No elect! Only ”

Zohran gotta come out to “Many Men” at the next event

My most reliable treatment is smoking weed. Really helps me reset my mindset when dealing with brainfog, and helps me relax and get the true rest that I need. Also improves my mood and appetite and takes the edge off the headaches.

It’s not perfect and it’s not a cure, but it helps me!

This is one of many disappointing downsides of :amerikkka: having made weed illegal for so long. Researchers could have spent decades studying the effects of cannabis on the brain and better understood it as a treatment option, and the fact that weed helps me could have given me some insight into what’s happening in my brain. But no.

Anyway