Please don’t.

Conservatives hate anything that reminds them to be better humans, because they aren’t.

If it puts the hyper racist conservatives against the conservatives who tolerate the hyper racist conservatives I’m all for it.

This is what conservatives are. Don’t forget it. They will always choose performative cruelty. It’s built into the very core of their diseased culture.

American conservatives are a truly pathetic culture.

Mostly the people who use it for anything other than job searches.

If you think fence sitting is the way to pull us out of the situation we’re in, maybe just sit out the next few election cycles, champ.

I made your favorite! Deep-fried bacon-wrapped pumpkins stuffed with chive butter in a 5 gallon painters bucket of fondue.

Some fucking buzzfeed-quizz ass dude astrology here.

“Because fuck you that’s why” is also an acceptable answer.

Ultra pregnant.

Wheeeee mental gymnastics.

In this scenario, some random ass folk deity. In all likelihood, nothing. Because there would no longer be a “you” and there was never “a thing to meet.”

Any supposed supreme deity who hinges the eternal fate of their own supposed creations on a wild ass guess isn’t one that is worthy of worship, adoration, or even basic respect. If a being with the sum total knowledge and foresight of literally everything can’t devise a better system that any random ass person off the street, I wouldn’t worry about it.

They either don’t exist at all, or they do and everyone is fucked because we exist in the playground of omnipotent super beings that are somehow also absurdly stupid. One of those outcomes is more likely than the other. I think you know which one it is.

This is the type of person that conservative culture produces.

You guys really don’t get it.

There is no scenario where they won’t blame this on everyone but themselves. It does not matter. Their end goal is violence. Full stop.

Fascists only relent when they are met with direct physical force. They will not move until they are afraid for their lives.

We can stop saying “evangelical ministry” and just call them “terrorist groups” now. We don’t need to abide by their pleasantries.

We can take that out of quotes, I think.

I grew up as a regular firearms user in the South. Here’s something we should all be clear on - Conservatives never wanted to be plucky revolutionaries. They don’t have the character for it. They want to be the boot. It’s just in their nature.

The right wing’s obsession with guns has never been about “defense” or “liberty.” It’s about projecting power. They equate firearm ownership with their imagined ability to project their will onto others. Nothing more.