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Cake day: June 13th, 2025

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  • The way they leapt at him the moment he threw it tells me that what he was saying and doing was actually getting to them.

    I mean, I highly doubt it. They were paying keen attention to the fellow screaming and yelling within a chucked sandwich distance, and he then threw a sandwich at them. They’d probably been considering what they could get him on (besides white or rye) for the entire time he was yelling at them because anyone close and loud is likely the biggest ‘threat’ much more so than any of them having a brain at the point of them going in with any seriousness after being ordered into a city with a lower per capita crime rate than the white house.


  • I think the body mostly takes about two weeks to adjust. Most folks I’ve talked to have stories about sitting around for that amount of time “completely fucked” while doing everything they could to stay comfortable. My favorite so far has been the military chick who, and I’m totally quoting here, when transferred to the swamp “wrapped [her] legs around the chilled propane tank and put iced cans of bud between [her] bosoms while sitting underneath a fan for half [her] cycle and still drenched the floor with more sweat than that wap song.” Which, really, puts all my complaints of the cold in perspective.