What the hell kinda summary is this?

The way you phrased that makes me think of Norman Osborn reporting to his Board of Directors… here’s hoping it ends that way too!

Snake? Snake! Saaaaaaake

Erinnert mich an einen Simpsons Comic, den ich unerklärlicherweise habe… lange Geschichte kurz, das gesamte Lehrerkollegium hatte ne Lebensmittelvergiftung.

Ich weis ja nicht, was für Konservierungstoffe in deine Mettigel kommen, aber für mich klingt “Mettigel immer parat haben” entweder nach viel Zeit und Geld, oder nach ner Lebensmittelvergiftung…

This is based on a scene from Bladerunner 2049. The character shown here is a Replicant, an artificial human designed to have increased physical abilities, no emotions and high obedience. Basically flesh robots. These Replicants have to undergo test in which they are confronted with psychological attacks to see if they get emotional, which would be seen as a malfunction. Of course, the original is not actually making fun of incels, but it has the same vibe.

Hardspace Shipbreaker

Imhotep?

saaame

It is a Bible app. So you can “get your christian grind on”.

yeah. didn’t work for me. had to ask my rommate to create the usb on his windows machine

A being incapable of recognizing other beings that are not American as its equals.

aber mit wachsmalstiften malt man nicht auf der straße

Since Europe (especially Germany) likes its acronyms, why not call it EPSos (spoken “app-sauce”) for European Publich Sector OS?

Wedding dresses.

have you tried SecScanQR? It’s on FDroid. hasn’t been updated in some time but still works for android 13

A pool floor cleaner?

In her lap while she tells me it’s ok? Yes please.

Yes. This is where this meme originated.

Bin doof, was genau wird hier ausgesagt?