If we ain’t talkin’ Oatmeal Raisin then I ain’t talkin’

You have to fight this at the ballot box sweaty, so sit tight until the next election then that little piece of paper will solve all of our problems!

I especially appreciate the shoehorning in of the “former Soviet Republic.” It has absolutely nothing to do with the story, but makes sure everyone knows that this is somehow those pesky pinkos fault.

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Droppin’ big loads

America’s Banksy

I get the feeling that the next thing we’re going to hear is something along the lines of “It turns out he’s been impersonating an officer for the past 26 years! He impersonated his way through the police training and on to the force, then proceeded to impersonate an officer for decades just to get his hands on police equipment and a vehicle so he could impersonate an officer to carry out these lone wolf attacks!”

Shenandoah is another good one, it has a good old and easy going feel, just like the river does

Then read out the Hamilton Script. Then read Michelle Obama’s autobiography.

Ecclesiastical Boogaloo

I thought it was that three headed dog

Hexbear reunion at the Mausoleum of Mao Zedong?

My favorite has always been Electabuzz

It’s because it never mattered if she actually won or not, it was all about raking in those campaign donations. The Democratic Party could not care less about winning elections by votes, all they have to do is win by donation totals for them to see it as a victory. Since Harris broke the records on those they’re going to keep her around to see how much money the can wring out of her, and once that starts to dry up they’ll toss her out and start the process over again.

How much you want to bet that since the snitch was at work when they made the call they’re going to pull some bullshit like that means it was technically McDonalds that reported the crime so any reward money that does end up getting paid out goes to the company instead.

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