cosmictrickster
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cosmictrickster@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Might be time to find another jobEnglish7·9 days agoBolt cutters? My man, a simple box cutter will knock the top off those flimsy plastic shields.
Abe Vigoda’s ghost enters the chat
And my axe!
Leo Getz enters the conversation
And I shall call it Ron Perlman.
cosmictrickster@lemmy.worldto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Everyone knows what first aid is, but what is second aid?English28·2 months agoAnd at what point does Kool aid come in?
Love for me too in my ass
I think Terry Pratchett touched on it as well - I think the book was Strata (been a while since I read it). There were arguments about whether to bring the people out of cryosleep due to the effects of culture shock or depression.
…if you know what I mean…
cosmictrickster@lemmy.worldto cats@lemmy.world•I am 10% of the way to inventing a self-brushing catEnglish7·3 months agoOne of our previous cats used to do this. Rubbed his chin against it until he bled…and kept going.
cosmictrickster@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Netanyahu Gives John Fetterman a Silver-Plated Beeper: ‘I Love It… Thank You For This’English88·4 months agoSo he’s given a free pass to wear a sloppy hoodie and no doubt shorts when meeting a head of state, but Zelenskyy gets shit for wearing tidy fatigues…
cosmictrickster@lemmy.worldto memes@lemmy.world•Past me is feuding with future me. Present me: stuck in the middle with me.English3·4 months agoFuture me hates me
cosmictrickster@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The government doesn't use SQLEnglish5·5 months agoDunning-Krugerist?
cosmictrickster@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The government doesn't use SQLEnglish0·5 months agodeleted by creator
cosmictrickster@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's either carbon monockside or bedbugesEnglish5·5 months agoNo, you have crabs, see a doctor.
…and I’ll fucking do it again!
Pronounced as “John Smith”.