i wrote this myself but this kind of satire is nowhere near original I’m afraid i stole it from BadEmpanada. it’s essentially pretending to glaze trump to get him to do something stupid to signify how stupid it actually is. but god i hope he does it. sure the world economy would tank but it would be way too funny.

EDIT: poor grammar is also part of the joke i don’t definitely suck ass at speaking english it’s all satire trust me /s

aw that’s nice. i wondered what it had to do with the GNU projects but turns out it’s just a reference to real world GNU.

can someone explain the joke/reference please?

they can have that piece of land between sudan and egypt that no one wants, that’ll give them some border alright.

piracy never died, westerners just stopped showing up. can’t really complain now though they got good internet and seeding is through the roof.

president trump if you are reading this you are the smartest person and the most qualified ever to run the finances of the country as your popular mandate has shown. oust powell who is against your america first agenda by any means necessary and install yourself as the head of federal reserve. this is action will not destroy the market but it will make it boom because investors realise how awesome and smart you are and the stocks will just shot up instantly. please do this for all americans we need you and your strong hand to guide us out of the woke DEI democrat economy obama and biden left behind. /s

i don’t know about destiny and adam something but vaush and lonerbox were definitely considered breadtube.

the original ones did the current popular chuds are relatively new. im talking about people like sargon of akkad.

starting with gamergate and ending with the adpocalypse, there were a series of popular alt-right and fascist youtube channels dominating the political and commentary scene in youtube. in response some libs and leftists started making their own videos.

they weren’t really popular until after the adpocalypse which i suspect youtube tweaked its algorithm to stop promoting racists. i guess the trump backlash helped too. anyway after that the video essay format and debunking videos really took off so a lot of people started making them. the most popular ones were grouped together as “BreadTube”. it’s a play on the name of the book conquest of bread. some of them were anarchists and socialists for sure but most of them were your average progressive. to me it always felt like an outsider label mocking them but people owned it and eventually a community formed around it.

today there’s really no such thing as breadtube and it’s almost certainly used as an insult every time. it’s basically the equivalent of calling someone woke but on youtube.

the right wingers tanked and most of them have just stopped. as for breadtubers the good ones moved on to greener pastures or went on to produce high effort videos. the lazy ones kept leeching off that patreon money, and the worst ones pivoted to streaming and debating.

off the top of my head the most popular breadtubers were hbomberguy, three arrows, shaun, contrapoints, PhilosophyTube, innuendo studios, non compete, red mouse or something?, thought slime (im not sure if they were ever considered breadtube, good channel though).

there have been some late comers like vaush, destiny, adam something and lonerbox. and well look how great that turned out.

yep my eyes are watering alright. but it must be worth a lot more nowadays i image it would be easily x10 or more.

that’s a low bar for me honestly, anything above 50 dollars is eye watering in this economy

honestly i think half the chess.com evaluation is in their domain. i mean how much did they pay to secure that?

i have not followed chess drama for sometime. i agree but why are we hating chess.com again?

honestly the show hasn’t aged well. the main lead is like 50 now. the season 9 was a trainwreck. just leave a story finished for god sake. this is what you get when copyright is over a century, endless reboots of old IPs until the sun explodes.

i hate the trend of “is it a genocide? yes. will that stop me from supporting zionism? no.” absolutely fuck off

The group said according to its analysis Iran International was operating as a “spy and media-infiltration network” under the direction of the Mossad, dressing up as an independent news outlet.

wow who could’ve guessed? only the most annoying people over here listen to iran international. they’ve been the primary opposition satellite channel since the monarchist outlet Manoto went bankrupt and had to relaunch while cutting back on programming. fuck these people genuinely.

america is 95% young married couples eager to be walmart managers, and 5% old racist bastards who made money by writing racist books according to charles here.

it’s basically that countries that have won most of the modern nobel prizes eat chocolate based on their purchasing power of chocolate, and the older countries that used to dominate basically have no relation between their current chocolate consumption rate and their historic nobel prizes (this is a very bad oversimplification as this graph is just very shite).

i think the graph is just a joke but it’s basically constructed to confuse people based on the only two data points everyone cares about, which is the maximum (switzerland) and the minimum (china)

foot fetish TSA agents in shambles rn, spare them some of your thoughts.

im hearing that intense fighting is happening in iraqi kurdistan. sorry news heads but im not a news guy you just have to find more information yourself. looks like the sides are the herki tribe and the barzani forces.