As soon as 60 year old me from the future comes along and tells me how to unfuck everything up, I’ll pass it along to 21 year old me

Then there’s me, with the time to play but too much social anxiety to find new people to play with

Yep, !assholedesign@lemmy.world

That’s a very unique hammock you’ve designed Mr. Cat

Just go the old Microsoft route. “We have a console for children, it’s called the Switch 1”.

Something about the little border wall thing makes it look like an ancient playground

Clearly the man knew how to delegate well

Brain empty, beans full

EA: It took us a long time but we finally did it, we killed the withering remains of our best studio!

Creators say app is intended for parental monitoring. So why the emphasis on stealth?

Because just about anyone that knows they’re under surveillance will attempt to circumvent it?

I’m now imagining an accidental Lemmy meet up in the streets of Cleveland tomorrow, organized by people shouting “HEY!! YOU SINGLE??”

I thought I found a match on Lemmy but it turns out she wasn’t interested in anything committed, as she was messaging a lot of other Lemmings and getting close to them too. I confronted her about it but she tried to cover her tracks by changing accounts, repeatedly. I know you’re out there somewhere Nicole, and I forgive you, we just wanted different things.

The Wonder Years

I’ll get right on that as soon as I have 25-50x more free time

I’m proud and ashamed
Every Fourth of July
You got to know the truth
Before you say that you got pride

Take this post down now kplzthx

The south, and rural areas, in general tend to be poorer. This often comes with a mindset of “don’t throw that out, we might need it/be able to use it someday”. That’s potential future money saved by keeping that crap on the lawn.

I think they mean “…worsen dystopian health care system”