💯

My luck they would all be terrible books.

Yep, ADHD’er who consumes hundreds of mg of caffeine a day, checking in.

I have so much microplastics in my balls there’s no room for the pee anymore.

Gods damn it, I just woke up and now I’m crying.

Слава Україні.

It’s a small county, I bet we have two degrees of separation or less. So, hi friend. 😊

Hey that’s where I live.

It’s a tankie! I found a tankie!

My uncle made one that used compressed air, shot spuds about a quarter mile.

There was one I remember we called something like “Wee for a Wii” where a woman died of a ruptured bladder.

[edit] never mind she died of water intoxication. [/edit]

I fucking loved The Authority.

Well yes, but actually no.

Sure, modern tech is available. Both of these theoretical would be pretty intolerable without them.

I mean… I guess? I just figured any English speaker, when presented with “freedom degrees” versus “sane parts of the world” would get it. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

The electronics is something I hadn’t even considered.

I also love to snowboard, so it would suck to give up cold temps completely.

Let’s say half the year humid, half not.

I was thinking single digits in “freedom degrees,” which is -13°. Same answer?

So… triple digits then?

Does nobody actually read the actual post any more before commenting?