CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW

Honestly if I was in this guy’s situation I might willingly consent to the chair…

Folding clothes is my most hated chore. I would let an army of AI killbots murder a dozen kittens if it meant I’d never have to fold clothes again.

More like penis facts fill the brain

Real millennials are 2,000 years old.

Try to…pizza…it all away

/I got nothin

I mean it’s not just plausible it’s literally true https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/01/us/politics/trump-nuclear-submarines-russia.html?referringSource=articleShare

Put up a democratic rank ordering of cancelled shows that people want to see “closed” and use that to prioritize

PIZZZZZZUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Yeah just wipe it with a damp paper towel and it’ll be good. People overcomplicating things.

Hey Siri soap me!

You sick pervert! I mean come on man…golf with your friends? Embarrassing.

why do his eyes have eyes

MMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…

3 episodes later

…AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAA…

4 episodes later

….AAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!

You telling me these ain’t real?

I had no idea given the title of the clip South Park Studios posted. Guess that’s part of the joke?

South Park just used AI to skewer Trump so it has its uses. We have to give upstanding citizens like Insane Clown Posse the benefit of the doubt.

I tried Kagi and while I really really wanted to like it, cause the concept is great, I was very unimpressed. It’s not mostly their fault, the internet as a whole has just become more and more shit.

I’ve been wanting to switch to something else but everything I’ve tried is equally shitty or depends on Google anyway. Halp.