You’re totally correct! People really start talking like ChatGPT. Here’s an explanation why…

“I got a package from Jason”

NaN minutes later, a truck arrives in the alley, its license plate reads “undefined”. Someone gets out of the vehicle
“I have something for you”
He gives you a package. You open it. It’s an [object Object]

It looks like an Owlkitty video

Calendars would get really messy

Installing Linux on the Nintendo DS (https://www.dslinux.org/) was pretty impressive for me.

Because it doesn’t crash anymore? 😃

…Because it doesn’t crash anymore, right? 😦

Can someone please put a vampire in a Michelson interferometer and see what happens?

I always thought it was a quantum effect: light is passing through the vampire and bouncing on it at the same time and it’s only when you observe its predicted path that you’ll project it in a defined state.

But, from your point of view, light “knew” from the beginning that it had to pass through the vampire or bounce on it.

wait, why is she the only one with clothes? Are the guys naked?

Well, it’s made by Microsoft so I would stay away from it, even if it’s FOSS, it’s still entitled to enshitification, so…

sees that it’s made with Rust

I’ll probably use it on a daily basis!

If this horse could read, he’d be very upset

Theorem - All numbers are interesting

Demonstration:

• 0 is interesting
• if n is interesting, n+1 is either interesting or not interesting.
  – If n+1 is not interesting, we take interest in it as it it the smallest non-interesting number.
• Therefore, n+1 is interesting

By induction, all numbers are interesting

• Bionic Commando on Game Boy --> platform game with good graphics and good musics for a 1992 Game Boy game. It’s an adaptation of the NES/Arcade game but in a futuristic world and more fluid controls (in my opinion) than the NES one.
• Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle --> really good tactical RPG with a funny universe and awesome music that was released early on the Nintendo Switch.

“Beauty has to be gendered”

I think you don’t need to “look like a man” or “look like a woman” to be pretty

Beegi

Relevant XKCD : https://xkcd.com/2408/

Well, it’s blocked by my porn blocker, so I’d say yes

A Fairphone 4

By two times, my « most self-repairable phone in the world » was bricked. This is so awful.